May 8th [Sun]

I wonder.
I wonder why people with no talent of particular significance can make it so big when a video of them having sex is 'accidentally' released on the net.
I wonder why other people are actually sick enough to go download it.
I wonder why film producers then actually cast them as actresses in a horror movie, even though their acting prowess in probably limited to a porno.
I wonder why a perfectly cool group like the Penfifteen Club composes a daft song about them, and it floods the airways world over.
I wonder where Paris Hilton gets that hell of alot of luck from.

Oh my, looky there
Stone-cold foxy, platinum hair
Short skirt, barely there
Make a chick wanna hate, make a boy wanna stare

Well, Ms. Hilton you must be worth a trillion bucks
Get the feelin' that you don’t really give a f---
Ms. Hilton I like the way you push and glide
Rollerskates on a social butterfly, whoo!

Oh this chick hates, alright.