Aug 23rd [Tues]

Oh, I took the dog to the vet yesterday for her annual vaccination. And when they called us in, I started pulling her into the consultation room but she just refused to go, I think so knew she was gonna get a jab. Weird dog. So in the end I carried her in, since she's so light anyways.

And then in the consultation room,
Vet: She's such a cute little dog, isn't she? So friendly!
Me: Erh. Thanks?
Vet: You know, I don't usually say this about chihuahuas since they're so yappy, but she's sute a friendly dog!
-to dog- I really like you you know.
Me: Ri-ight.
Oo-kay. That was kinda exuberant.

And then later, after the jab and de-worming and all,
Vet: You've really got to try and keep her weight down, you know.
Me: Oh.

omg you hear that cocoa? You're FAT! lol I knew it. She eats like a PIG.

No wonder you like her so much, moops. [=
[LOL I'm KIDDING.]