Nov 22nd [Tues]

I once knew a blonde that was so dumb,

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juicebox because it said "concentrate."

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

she studied for a blood test.

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bustwice instead.

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

Aren't I glad I'm a brunette.