Nov 7th [Mon]

12 ways to entertain yourself in the supermart

1. Put on a trench coat and sunglasses, then go up to someone and say, "Operation #162443 is now underway, agent #2045.
2. Hide behind the Barbies and wait until some kid walks by. Then say in a really creepy voice, while jiggling the Barbie box, "BUY ME, CHILD!"
3. Get kecthup from Mcdonalds and leave a trail to the male's bathroom.
4. Set up a battle field between G.I.Joe and spiderman action figures in the toys isle and make war noises
5. Put a WET FLOOR sign on a dry area and watch how many people slip.
6. Switch the IN and OUT signes on the elactric doors and see how many people hit the doors, hard.
7. Hug a REALY pregnant women and say "I'M SOOOOO HAPPY FOR YOU!"
8. Go up to a couple (young, but not married) and slap the guy or girl and scream "the wedding is off!"
9. Put lots of deodorant and body spray in someone's cart, then walk away holding your nose and gagging
10. Hide in the clothes aisle and when people come say someting stupid like "the fat man walks alone..."
11. Go to the pans asle and start baning them together and yell "The British are coming, RUN!"
12. Ask a supermart employee to get something for you on the veryyy top shelf and keep on saying "no, not that".