Tuesday, 27th December

DISBELIEF.

Austin Scarlett got kicked out of Project Runway! I can't believe it. Behind his gay exterior and lipsticked lips are the brains of a fashion genius. His purple and blue halter dress was so beautifully floaty, and who cares that he's stuck in couture? At least he does it WELL, which is more than can be said for that Wendy woman with her weird skirty thingamajig. It looked like an orange, half moulted Big Bird for god's sakes. And she won, WTH?! I swear, the judges are like, blind or something. I tell you, if I didn't already know Jay was going to win, I'd march right down to Universal Studios and slap that Access Hollywood host lady in the face. Serves her right, now she's got to wear that ugly orange costume to the Grammys and she's so gonna appear in the fashion 'What Was She Thinking?!' column and get laughed all the way out of her hosting job. HA.

My eyes, oh, my eyes.